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Issue Date: 0004 NDFeliz Navidad
December 25th, 2012 
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Feliz Navidad
Whatever language you say it in, have a very, very Merry Christmas!
Well, the world did not end last Friday, and now it’s Christmas. It’s hard to believe that another year is coming to an end so quickly. 2012 was quite a year. The year of Sandy. The year of mass murder. The year of Lance Armstrong. Another election year. Four more years. Many people happy. Many people upset.
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December 25th, 2012 admin Fiscal Cliff see’s his family for Christmas: Hello, my dear family. I just got here from Washington, DC. I’m taking the day off to be with you. You are all very important to me. Even more important than my wallet. So, here I am. Merry Christmas my dear loved ones.
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0004 ND: Dude Wishes Beard a Merry Christmas
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December 24th, 2012 admin Last Thursday night Calvin Johnson broke Jerry Rice’s record for the most receiving yards in a single season. Calvin should be applauded for this great accomplishment. But, if you listened to the game on the radio, you’d have thought that the Lions won the game. They were going crazy when he made the record catch […]
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December 24th, 2012 admin We were so poor we didn’t have tinsel for our tree. We just waited for Grandpa to sneeze. Rodney Dangerfield Oh God, instead of a White Christmas, it may Rain Dear. – ND “The one thing women don’t want to find in their stockings on Christmas morning is their husband.” ~ Joan Rivers “Roses are […]
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December 24th, 2012 admin Are the NY Giants an enigma, or do they need an enema? There is absolutely nothing wrong the with San Francisco 49ers Defense. Hey, they held Seattle to under 50 points didn’t they? Hockey this season? Get the Puck out of here! After Michael Oher got his third straight penalty on three consecutive plays yesterday […]
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December 24th, 2012 admin Why does the Pope wear a yarmulke? If Tim Tebow gets hurt, shouldn’t they cart him off the field in the Popemobile? Did you see the “Eddie Money” Geico commercial? The question is, Does Eddie need the Money? Mel Gibson doesn’t need to give the Jews a bad name. Goldman Sachs is doing a great […]
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