Why does the Pope wear a yarmulke?

If Tim Tebow gets hurt, shouldn’t they cart him off the field in the Popemobile?

Did you see the “Eddie Money” Geico commercial? The question is, Does Eddie need the Money?

Mel Gibson doesn’t need to give the Jews a bad name. Goldman Sachs is doing a great job of that.

A Real American Dilemma: “Support the Troops”

Is a man sitting in a tree stand drunk and stoned shooting at a little baby doe really a sport?

Linday Lohan as Elizabeth Taylor? Hmm, what an interesting choice.

The New York Post is a very conservative newspaper run by Rupert Murdoch and News Corp. In fact, when Rupert was being chastised for the Phone Tapping Scandal in every newspaper around the world, the New York Post didn’t even mention his name. So, how come they put Wayne LaPierre, CEO of the NRA, on the front page the other day with the huge caption, “Gun Nut”? Is this their way of saying “we’re really sorry”, or is this the start of something big? THINK ABOUT IT!

Address the Ball: “Fore Scores and Seven Years Ago” Tiger Woods was a great Golfer. from the movie, Lincoln.

Has Two and a Half Men “Jumped the Shark”? Shouldn’t they change the name to “Two Men and a Skinny Dumb Kid?” Didn’t Charlie Sheen actually WIN?

Wasn’t coverage of the Vietnam War, the first “Reality TV”?

When did the Pound Sign (#) become Hashtag?

Will the world be singing “Satisfaction” to Mick on his 100th Birthday, or will he be singing it to President Beyonce?

After Superstorm Sandy, they found something very interesting on the Jersey Shore. They found Snookie. Apparently, the ocean took her out to sea, but rejected her and dumped her on the roller coaster that was in the ocean in Seaside Heights. She was as dumbfounded by “The Situation” as we all were.

What does Merry Xmas mean and why did they shorten Christmas?

A very Xmas to all, and to all a Good Night!